A night at high school musical theatre
There are school plays that one only likes, sort of, because one’s personal offspring is in them. Many of us have, er, enjoyed a few of those performances over the years. It
4. Culture
Show me your transit tunes
My Ottawa Citizen column this week was inspired by the announcement, from the City, that the busking program was going to make a comeback on the LRT.
We knew this was coming. It
March, may you rest in bloody tiny pieces you execrable excuse for a calendar marker you
Now that the month is finally over, I have things to say. What the fuck is March supposed to be about, huh? Beginning of spring my foot.
If you had to write a
A god-given right to swear
This shirt is one of my kid’s favourite. If you don’t pull down the pocket it’s a perfectly innocent cat. But of course nobody is innocent, especially not cats.
Or
Take the chicken Big Mac … please
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Now replace with chicken. And good luck.
Not to boast, but I’m pretty up on Golden Arches lore.