Tennessee morning mist and other wonders
It’s five in the morning and I haven’t had a coffee yet. That’s why I’m here, at this 24-hour venue where I know the bathrooms are clean and the
3. Travel
Crushing flex posts
Not to boast, but the other day I crushed a flex post with my car.
I didn’t mean to, of course. I was in downtown Detroit on my way to the Delray
Come on baby tighten my lug nuts
You can plan for everything and still get derailed by the stupidest shit.
I was on my way to State College, Pennsylvania, since for reasons we don’t need to get into that’
A god-given right to swear
This shirt is one of my kid’s favourite. If you don’t pull down the pocket it’s a perfectly innocent cat. But of course nobody is innocent, especially not cats.
Or
Dear Diary: Let me tell you about Buc-ee's
Dear Diary,
On Sunday I went to Buc-ee’s. And it was about as ridiculous as you’d expect.
You did not know this, but there are tourists who make a point of